QUIZ: Are you a Shabby Lover?
Lets find out...
1- It’s Sunday morning and you have a day of leisure planned for you and your beau, however it is pouring rain outside. Do you:
a. Stay under the sheets and try that new edible massage oil from Lumsden Florist etc.
b. Pull on some fat pants and cuddle on the couch while munching gourmet cheese and crackers you got at Lumsden Florist etc.
c. Tell your honey that you’ll see him later – you’re hitting the shops with the girls instead
2- You’re enjoying a glass of your newly bottled Cabernet Sauvignon wine from Lumsden Florist etc. Your honey wants a glass but there’s only enough left in the bottle for 1 person. Do you:
a. Tell him to take a hike – this is YOUR treat, Buddy. Then down the glass before he can make a grab for it
b. Tell him he can share it with you, if he brings you some chocolate.
c. Give it up... in more ways than one
3- Its your 4+ year anniversary. Your love has just brought home some flowers! From Costco! They’re hideous and half dead – ewww. Do you:
a. Smile and say how thoughtful, as you’re plotting to burn his steak..
b. Tell him he’s a dummy for not getting some fresh, fun flowers from Lumsden Florist etc. Duh – they even have free flower points AND you can win a FREE TRIP if you spend over $50! Sheesh.
c. Tell him its over. Now get out and take these ugly carnations with ya!
4- You’re out restocking your essentials. You KNOW your sweetie loves those soaps with the risqué names: Butt Naked and Lick me All Over, from Lumsden Florist etc. But... you have your eye on their new bath bombs. Hmmm. You don’t have enough $ for both. DO you:
a. Buy the kinky soaps, really, its like a gift for you too. Steamy shower, here we come!
b. Decide to get the Galaxy of Stars bath bomb, its been a stressful week – he’ll understand.
c. What the hell – buy ever scent of the soaps and the bombs! You make money to spend it right?!
5- While you were away on the FREE trip you won from Lumsden Florist etc. – You’re honey’s fave Hibiscus plant died. Do you:
a. Run straight to Lumsden Florist etc. And grab a new one before he finds out. While you’re there, you might as well pick up a new plant watering orb too, so this won’t happen again.
b. Oh – you hated that plant anyways. Besides, he shrunk your totally fabulous rainbow slippers from Lumsden Florist etc! Everyone knows wool does NOT go in the dryer!
c. Take him to Lumsden Florist etc with you and pick out some fun 3 foot bamboo to replace it.
6- When you’re kissing your lover, you’re thinking about:
a. Wow – his hair is so soft – must be the new Squeaky Clean soap from Lumsden Florist etc.
b. Mmmm... chocolatey raspberry cheese. Gotta get more of that from Lumsden Florist etc. I wonder when they open tomorrow...
c. So... if I spend over $50 at Lumsden Florist etc I can win a free trip? Better get down there!
SCORES
1: a-1 b-2 c-3
2: a-3 b-2 c-1
3: a-1 b-2 c-3
4: a-2 b-3 c-1
5: a-1 b-3 c-2
6: a-1 b-2 c-3
UNDER 9 points: Aren’t you just soooo caring and selfless. Its almost sickening, really. You don’t want to be labelled a door mat, do you? Maybe you should be a little more of a jerk sometimes. Get a more ME FIRST mentality. Come down to the shop. We can help you spoil yourself for once.
10 to 14 points: You’re a pretty well rounded lover I guess. You know the rules of give and take, and obviously you know Lumsden Florist etc. Is THE best place to shop – they are Romancing the Valley afterall...
15 points+: Well, you’re a real crap lover apparently. You and the selfless wonder should talk and trade secrets. You’ll never keep a beau happy with that attitude. Unless... you hook up with the selfless weirdo. That would work actually. Come down to Lumsden Florist etc together and you can both shop for goodies for... you!
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