Lumsden FLorist etc.: 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

QUIZ - Are you a SELFISH Jerk?

It's already Dec 23, Christmas is looming close. Your Christmas shopping includes:
1. Gifts for everyone on your list at this cute flower shop in Lumsden! And a little something for the dog.
2. S#@* Christmas is in 2 days?! I HAVE to stop binge drinking for at least 2 days.
3. I keep finding lovely little things for myself, but I have bought a whack of gift certificates to dispurse.
You've been invited to a Holiday Party at a co-workers home tonight. Do you:
1. Show up late, semi-trashed; eat all their food and throw up in their plants? Oh the shame.
2. Ring the bell holding a festive poinsettia for the host. Do I hear you humming "Santa Baby"?
3. Cart in a forest of jello-shooter trees that you made yourself (with the kit from Lumsden Florist etc.)
After going on the Holiday Home tour in Lumsden on Dec 5, you:
1. Throw out ALL your families' treasured ornaments, replacing them with hot pink icicles and brown feathers. Sooo Diva!
2. Donate old decorations to a needy organization and get an original wreath made at Lumsden Florist etc.
3. Announce loudly that these homes are inferior to your own, then go back to your double wide and cry.
It's your job to plan the company Christmas Soiree. You have planned:
1. Dinner at the Bistro in Lumsden (that way I can sneak over and check out the fab flower shop that you keep hearing so much about!!)
2. After careful planning: Limos will transport everyone through the scenic valley to Lumsden, where you will all have $50 to spend in the shops.
3. You have a dinner planned at your epansive home, with cocktails, appies and live entertainment. Oh, and gifts for all. J
Your family draws couples' names for gift buying. When asked what you and your honey want:
1. Hmmm, well you are renovating your home, so you ask for this gorgeous mirror from Lumsden Florist etc.
2. Your honey is out of town... You ask for them to make you Chocolate Cherry Port - your fave! I think Lumsden Florist has 1 left...
3. Easy. His and hers Padraig slippers from that fun little flower shop!
Your idea of a nice evening in during the holidays is:
1. Jamming on a friends party, and staying in to watch Seinfeld re-runs on the tube. Hot chocolate in your new peek-a-boo snowman mug. Adorable!
2. Inviting over a few close pals and have a pajama party amidst the tinsel and twinkling lights of the tree.
3. Plan a movie night and eat drink and be merry with your special hunny. Maybe break out that new bottle of caramel massage oil from LF?

SCORES
1: a-1 b-3 c-2
2: a-3 b-1 c-2
3: a-3 b-1 c-2
4: a-3 b-2 c-1
5: a-2 b-3 c-1
6: a-3 b-1 c-2

Under 9 Points:
You are so thoughtful, you almost make people sick – but in a good way! You sometimes do a more than is called for, which some people will take advantage of, so be careful. On the whole, you are a good friend and people like and appreciate your thoughtfulness. Get a spray for that rash on your back. Happy New Year!
10-14 Points:
You just love the middle of the road don'tcha? You always seem to put forth the epected amount of effort, while saving some time and energy for yourself. The REALLY selfless people will be the only ones who notice though. Afterall, you need time for yourself right? Otherwise you might get a rash too. Shudder. All the best and good luck with that H1N1.
15+ Points:
You're pretty much the most selfish person that I know of. There are other people on this planet you know. Hey - I know you're making fun of me behind that hospital mask! I told you I got the H1N1 shot. Its not like I have a rash or anything. Hellllloooo? I'm talking to you! If you could pause filing your nails for a couple seconds please: I just need to Thank you!

Thank you for all your continued support of Lumsden Florist etc.
Have a wonderful Holiday Season and a Fresh New Year!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

QUIZ: are YOU a Shabby Lover??

QUIZ: Are you a Shabby Lover?

Lets find out...

1- It’s Sunday morning and you have a day of leisure planned for you and your beau, however it is pouring rain outside. Do you:
a. Stay under the sheets and try that new edible massage oil from Lumsden Florist etc.
b. Pull on some fat pants and cuddle on the couch while munching gourmet cheese and crackers you got at Lumsden Florist etc.
c. Tell your honey that you’ll see him later – you’re hitting the shops with the girls instead

2- You’re enjoying a glass of your newly bottled Cabernet Sauvignon wine from Lumsden Florist etc. Your honey wants a glass but there’s only enough left in the bottle for 1 person. Do you:
a. Tell him to take a hike – this is YOUR treat, Buddy. Then down the glass before he can make a grab for it
b. Tell him he can share it with you, if he brings you some chocolate.
c. Give it up... in more ways than one

3- Its your 4+ year anniversary. Your love has just brought home some flowers! From Costco! They’re hideous and half dead – ewww. Do you:
a. Smile and say how thoughtful, as you’re plotting to burn his steak..
b. Tell him he’s a dummy for not getting some fresh, fun flowers from Lumsden Florist etc. Duh – they even have free flower points AND you can win a FREE TRIP if you spend over $50! Sheesh.
c. Tell him its over. Now get out and take these ugly carnations with ya!

4- You’re out restocking your essentials. You KNOW your sweetie loves those soaps with the risqué names: Butt Naked and Lick me All Over, from Lumsden Florist etc. But... you have your eye on their new bath bombs. Hmmm. You don’t have enough $ for both. DO you:
a. Buy the kinky soaps, really, its like a gift for you too. Steamy shower, here we come!
b. Decide to get the Galaxy of Stars bath bomb, its been a stressful week – he’ll understand.
c. What the hell – buy ever scent of the soaps and the bombs! You make money to spend it right?!

5- While you were away on the FREE trip you won from Lumsden Florist etc. – You’re honey’s fave Hibiscus plant died. Do you:
a. Run straight to Lumsden Florist etc. And grab a new one before he finds out. While you’re there, you might as well pick up a new plant watering orb too, so this won’t happen again.
b. Oh – you hated that plant anyways. Besides, he shrunk your totally fabulous rainbow slippers from Lumsden Florist etc! Everyone knows wool does NOT go in the dryer!
c. Take him to Lumsden Florist etc with you and pick out some fun 3 foot bamboo to replace it.

6- When you’re kissing your lover, you’re thinking about:
a. Wow – his hair is so soft – must be the new Squeaky Clean soap from Lumsden Florist etc.
b. Mmmm... chocolatey raspberry cheese. Gotta get more of that from Lumsden Florist etc. I wonder when they open tomorrow...
c. So... if I spend over $50 at Lumsden Florist etc I can win a free trip? Better get down there!

SCORES
1: a-1 b-2 c-3
2: a-3 b-2 c-1
3: a-1 b-2 c-3
4: a-2 b-3 c-1
5: a-1 b-3 c-2
6: a-1 b-2 c-3

UNDER 9 points: Aren’t you just soooo caring and selfless. Its almost sickening, really. You don’t want to be labelled a door mat, do you? Maybe you should be a little more of a jerk sometimes. Get a more ME FIRST mentality. Come down to the shop. We can help you spoil yourself for once.

10 to 14 points: You’re a pretty well rounded lover I guess. You know the rules of give and take, and obviously you know Lumsden Florist etc. Is THE best place to shop – they are Romancing the Valley afterall...

15 points+: Well, you’re a real crap lover apparently. You and the selfless wonder should talk and trade secrets. You’ll never keep a beau happy with that attitude. Unless... you hook up with the selfless weirdo. That would work actually. Come down to Lumsden Florist etc together and you can both shop for goodies for... you!